Try it, it works.. Maybe you put your foot in your mouth one too many times. 

Even Pink sings: “Right from the start you were a thief you stole my heart”. I have no idea what she is referring to, but it fits my story.

Beckham, Pitt, Timberlake all wear pink once in a while, so you don't have be from the south to make an impression. An oh yeah, best song ever written about Pink? "Think Pink" from Funny Face. I just saw it for the first time on a plane.